Crinkle, Crinkle, Little Bar...

I love Kellogg's Nutrigrain Apple Cinnamon cereal bars. Usually have them for breakfast, or take with me for a snack. But did they have to go and change the wrappers? New and improved - now with 100% more crinkly noise. Whatever you do, don't open one of these in a theatre, or at a funeral (same dif, with the kind of movies playing these days). And don't unwrap one while you're sneaking over a border or playing spy vs spy. This has been a public service announcement.