Sports Roundup...

Well, Dario Franchitti won the Indy 500. Yeah, I don’t know who he is either, but Sportscenter showed his wife Ashley Judd jumping up and down barefoot in the rain after his win, so I’m happy…um, for him, I mean… Stanley Cup final begins Monday night. Oh wait – you mean hockey season isn’t over yet? Does anybody outside of Canada or possibly Anaheim even know about this or even care? All I can say is that Ottawa better win. And in bad news today, Barry Bonds hit his 746th home run. Which means he is getting closer to Hank Aaron’s all time record. No way should Barry “Steroid” Bonds lay claim to this record, but it’s going to happen. Fortunately, it looks like most people outside of San Francisco realize it’s bogus and don’t care. Still, it ain’t right.