"Not That Kind Of Help!"

Here’s an oddball movie called Zen Noir. It’s got the noir basic – the loner detective – then puts him inside a Buddhist temple to solve a murder. Things get weird from there. Here’s the synopsis: A nameless detective, still mourning the loss of his wife, investigates a mysterious death in a Buddhist temple, but his logical, left-brained crime-solving skills are useless in the intuitive, non-linear world of Zen. Best line from the trailer: Detective: “Where were you at the time of the murder?” Buddhist: “What do you mean by…time?” It’s supposed to hit theatres September 15, but I’d be surprised to see it in any megaplex around here. Could be an interesting flick on DVD though…