It's a Fact - It's Just For Fun...

Here's a news article from Yahoo about Chuck Norris' response to the popular, random "Chuck Norris Facts" circulating the web. To quote: "Some are funny. Some are pretty far out," Norris said in a recent post on his Website. "Being more of a student of the Wild West than the wide world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. [But] I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously." If you want a random fact, go here. You can also get random "facts" for Vin Diesel and Mr. T. It's all in good fun, as these are obviously made up and spoofing Chuck's TV and Film reputation. Here are some of my favorites: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. (Also Chuck's Favorite, apparently) Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Back in '84, if Chuck Norris had been the cop behind the counter at the police-station, the Terminator would have never come back. Chuck Norris created the Total Gym by physically beating a Ford Pinto into the shape he had in his mind. The gas tank did explode during the procedure, but not so much as one hair of Chuck Norris's beard was singed. And my personal favorite: Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.