No Pie For You!

Does McDonald's actually sell food? Of course, "food" is open to debate at the golden arches of cholesterol, but for my purposes, when are they going to have something I want? Almost everytime I drive up and order a meal and add a couple apple pies, they will invariably say "sorry, we don't have any pies." Um, let me guess, you ran out of the 5 you made today by noon, right? With the way I'm striking out on Mickey D's apple pies, I'm hitting below the Mendoza Line. I don't eat there very often at all, but when I do, I want a warm apple pie, dang it! I guess the Cookie Monster has become the Pie Monster...