You Gotta Be Kidding Me...

Yahoo! News - Woman Claiming Finger in Chili Sues Often So the police are now investigating the woman who chewed the Wendy's chili finger. Did she plant it herself to have something to sue over? Reportedly, its a hobby for her. (suing, not finger chewing) They even executed a search warrant at her home. Looking for what is anybody's guess. Still, I hope they get to bottom of this and investigate all sides. I like what one of the investigating officers had to say: "The simple fact of the matter is that the finger came from somebody. Where's that person at?" said Sgt. Nick Muyo, a spokesman for the San Jose Police Department. Indeed, where is that person at? There is even a fifty grand reward for info leading to the finger origin.... Who knows, maybe this whole thing will have more people making their own lunch instead of going to a fast food joint. We'll have to resort to different eating habits after the fast food industry gave us all the finger...